The base concept is an interesting one. An angel comes to Earth to protect a chosen few (or one) from an oncoming assault of angels working on orders from God. It was done with strong results back in 1995 when Christopher Walken took the name Gabriel and wreaked some Biblical proportions in The Prophecy. Now we revisit the concept with Legion. The angle in which it plays out is different from the Walken film and we would be better off for it if the film was half as good.
Legion opens much the same as the trailer. Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) lands in Los Angeles and promptly cuts off his wings, freeing him from the collar around his neck (what was the purpose of that again?). After this, he hits up an armory just before things "begin," by begin I believe he is referring to the extermination of the human race.
The scene quickly shifts to a dusty diner/service station in the middle of nowhere, run by the trifecta of Dennis Quaid, Charles S. Dutton, and Lucas Black. Joining them is Adrianne Palicki as the pregnant waitress they are helping out. The diner has a variety of patrons and they are about to become a ragtag group of would-be survivors when the angel horde strikes.
All right, let's cut to the chase, what happens here? God is disappointed in humanity, but instead of repeating Himself with a flood, he sends his angels to exterminate the infestation. One angel still has hope for humanity and chooses to side with them, not to mention an unborn child destined to save humanity. So, this angel and a random group of people set up shop at a remote diner where they arm themselves to do battle with the oncoming army.
Sure, it sounds like a decent enough tale. I know I'm always up for a little survival-type horror. Unfortunately I don't think anyone actually read the script before they decided to make it. You see, the screenplay is littered with atrocious dialogue. The obvious questions are not asked, the characters are mere sketches, and what the do say is riddled with obvious cliches. It is poorly written all around. Any moments to get into the story and add any sort of depth are passed over.
I was dumbfounded by the lack of intelligence exhibited by the characters. I cannot say I heard one intelligent line of dialogue from any of the players. There were a number of heartfelt moments but they never went any higher than greeting card style prose.
How is the action? It was all right but nothing spectacular. The biggest thing that I learned during the action is that angel feathers are bulletproof. Much like the screenplay, the action was rather lackluster. It was filled with your standard bullets and a little bit of hand to hand. None of it was particularly special. I guess it just follows the theme.
Part way through Legion something dawned on me. This movie tells a story very similar to Terminator. Legion takes the religious allegory of the Terminator franchise and made it all more literal. A mysterious guardian sent to protect a woman, an unborn child destined to lead humanity to salvation, and an enemy that will not stop (until the end when everything just sort of stops). Not to mention the speech to Charlie (Adrianne Palicki) that it is up to her to train her child to be a leader. Very Terminator.
This movie just did not work. Bad dialogue, uninspired action, boring visuals, and lackluster direction. The funny thing is, there are a couple of isolated shots that I did find interesting. There was one shot of the siege on the diner that looked to be right out of Lucio Fulci's The Beyond, while another shot looked like it belonged in a George Romero zombie film. It is too bad these bits were so brief. I really think a good film could have been made with the material, but the time was not taken to develop it.
Bottomline I was alternately bored and dumbfounded by this movie. It should have been a shoe in to make a good film. The screenplay really stuck me as half-baked. The trailers painted this as an interesting film, the execution revealed it to be a dud. Oh well.