February 7, 2011

Movie Review: Dolls (1987)

Following a pair of classic horror films in Re-Animator and The Beyond director Stuart Gordon has turned his eyes on a slightly less bloody project. Dolls sidetracks us into a child's flight of fancy before turning to a tongue in cheek horror of elegant construction in which dolls prove to be the undoing of those who have outgrown childish things.

Music Review: Anubis Unbound - Treachery

Hailing from Baltimore, Maryland, unsigned metal act Anubis Unbound have released a pair of albums and seem poised to take their skills to the next level. With a name like Anubis Unbound you should expect something heavy, and they do deliver. Anubis is the Greek god associated with mummification and funeral rites, pretty gloomy stuff if you ask me, but I see how it fits with the band. The riffs wrap your head in while everyone else takes turns kicking it. Sooner or later you are going to need those funeral rites once the kicking subsides.

February 6, 2011

Movie Review: The Roommate (2011)

Single White Female for a new generation. Mix in a little Fatal Attraction and shake well. The resulting mix is then to be strained into a plain glass with care to ensure that any and all flavorful bits are removed. The served product is not to have any garnish, have no fancy napkin under it, nor should it be served with any appetizer. The goal is to put all the flash on the outside of the building, posters, trailers, and the like to draw in unsuspecting audiences and then present them with the blandest of products. The key, from Screen Gems side of the equation, is to not only lure them in but leave them suckered into believing they have seen something special. If you go by the audience I was in, I think it worked.

February 5, 2011

Movie Review: Sanctum

As I left the theater, having sat through the experience of Sanctum, I thought I had seen an entertaining adventure movie, flawed to be sure, but entertaining nonetheless. Having had some time pass and allowed a little time to reflect and I realize that what I saw was a series of some cool looking caves filled with people I could care less about and a plight that never really connected with me.

Netflix'ns: Havoc

Netflix'ns is a series of review shorts of films discovered on Netflix, be it DVD or streaming. For better or worse, I sat through these films and have lived to tell the tale. These are not so much reviews as just comments on the film watched. This is also a work in progress.

February 4, 2011

Music Review: Testament - Live at the Fillmore

The 1990's were strange times for metal. Supplanted by alternative and grunge, the metal legends of the 1980's found themselves either trying to adapt or soldiering on in the underground from which they born from long ago. Metallica cut their hair and introduced a bit of rock to their sound, Megadeth softened a touch and flirted with the mainstream, Anthrax, well, I'm not sure what they were up to, and Slayer was doing punk covers. Then there was Testament, despite lineup shake ups, they soldiered on and even got a bit heavier, flirting with a death style. This reissue of their 1995 concert in their hometown of San Francisco shows the band doing what they do best, delivering their brand of trailblazing material.

February 3, 2011

Movie Review: Child's Play 3

In 1988 the world was introduced to one of cinema's most enduring killer dolls. Always destined to be more recognizable than Full Moon Picture's Puppet Master toys or those in Demonic Toys, although I would like to see Chucky take on Blade and his gang, Chucky returns for his third go around in 4 years. Is it possible that the little fella still has some terror hiding up his sleeve or does he wear his welcome thin?

February 2, 2011

Music Review: Tuck from Hell - Thrashing

Get yourself a silly name and a goofy album cover and you can go far in the metal world. Well, maybe not, but you cannot deny that metal has had more than its fair share of entries in both of those categories. This collection of Swedish youngsters gets a little credit for landing in both categories. On one side you have the band's name, Tuck from Hell. I don't know about you, but I think that is a little silly and would likely play well on a double bill with Tim Lambesis' Austrian Death Machine. Then you have the cover, a drawing of an action hero looking fellow with a chainsaw on one arm and a flamethrower in the other. Funny, that could also go with Austrian Death Machine.